The Pregnancy Halftime Show
Dear @%^! Baby, Well. Little Guy. As of today, you and I have made it to the halfway mark without significant damage to each other. We deserve ice cream! And presents! And accolades! I really cannot...
View ArticleThe Third Trimester. The Final Frontier.
Dear @%^! Baby, Well. Our darling little shithead. Yesterday, we entered the closing stage of your leeching. The third trimester. The final three months. The last 12-ish weeks. The culminating 84-ish...
View ArticleHosta La Vista
Last week, my mom was here to visit and man, I put her to work. She also put herself to work by bringing a suitcase – yes, a SUITCASE – full of various plants. She swore that the plants would have cost...
View ArticlePhoto Friday: A Year in Sandwiches
It is no secret that I am crazy obsessed with Jimmy John’s sandwiches. When I was working, I would go more than once a week. I was the mayor on Foursquare for a good long stretch, for $%#!s sake! Even...
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